Sunday, April 24, 2011

GET A DICTIONARY..PULEEZE!

I have bin frinded by a frind of a freind on Fasebook.
She soonds viry nice, butt donut have spellchex.
It takes me ours to feegure out her posts on my whall.

Don't think I am some intellectual snob because I am not. I get all kinds of little red squigglys from my spell check. But for those instances I keep a dictionary on my desk. I kid you not, some of her posts on my wall are almost indecipherable,(red squiggly on that one..will look it up). In just one post I had "henharted"= inherited, "treable"=terrible and "clorestes"=cholesterol (yes, that is a hard one, I agree). And some I have never ever figured out. Like her "strict drawn computer". But, like I said, she soondz like a nize porsun and thooz are hard two finde in thiz wurld.

4 comments:

  1. That's awesome. I wrote an entire post on spell check a year or so ago, where I misspelled words purposely, yet none of them was detected by spell check. Ewe just can't tryst spell Czech to catch everything, kin yew.

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  2. Very much appreciated this, as I'm a stickler for spell-/grammar-checking or editing - an unnecessary word in the manuscript? CUT IT OUT, LIKE A CANCEROUS MASS, OR AN EX-WIFE, lol.

    Good write. =)

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  3. too funny! i just can't figure out why you need a dictionary if your computer has spell check?? maybe to sit on, lol???

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  4. I believe it should be two words, 'puh-leeze'. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL

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