"BPLFLT"..no..it isn't some new texting slang. It's the sound that makes me say "gosh dang, What a silly fool I have been. I forgot to shake the ketchup again."
Don't you just hate to do that? Then you get all that watery yuck on your hot dog bun. And I know you are thinking I could just buy the kind that stores upside down and avoid this problem. Well, I did. But nobody puts it away upside down. Which I guess makes me happy to know my family is not illiterate because they can at least tell when the print is right side up. And believe it or not, there is actually a Facebook page about this. I stumbled across it looking for a ketchup picture. Talk about your spare time.
political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.