Sunday, August 22, 2010


(as close to poetry as I can get)

Here I am, tears running down my face.
Heartbroken or sad?
Have I been sprayed with mace?
These things don't make me hoot.
Just the smell of my dogs butt toots.

(as i write this my booboo is under my desk, passing wind that smells worse than sitting in the infield of a Nascar race when all the cars have bad catalytic converters, I mean, really. What does that dog eat)?

Saturday, August 14, 2010

This picture reminds me of my life.
Trying to balance it all without
falling in the deep end.
O! what a splash that will be
this rock come tumbling down.

Friday, August 13, 2010

New GEICO Commercial - Piggy

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL! For some reason it just always makes me smile. Maybe because it is just so silly.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Is silence truly golden?
My son, my greatest worry in life.
He speaks to just 3 people in the world.
Life is passing him by.

Selective mutism is a cruel burden.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

My Sunday 160
craigslist to find a used car.
2 Yugos..$100.
'86 & '88, not running.

"'86 ran a few years ago"
Guess they can Flinstone it
put their earthpads to work.

the situation here has become untolerable (intolerable?). My 401 loan money will be here this week to buy brian and emily a car. Mike is being a total ass now. He HATES brian just because he is living here. Last week he sent me a text saying if he were lucky Brian would wreck the car I get them and be killed, and the second text he just wished God would reach down and kill Brian. The pathetic thing is he really means it. Now, after bitching that they need a car, he is all pissed off because I am going to get them a car. He wants me to put the loan money on a new car for me and give them my Jetta. He doesn't seem to understand that I don't want a new car, I don't want to make payments and I don't want to pay full coverage. Plus I still need to get brakes on my car and get an oil leak fixed. He has become so hostile to Brian and Emily that I won't even have Brian ride with him when they have virtually the same schedule. I drop Brian off, come home, go to work and take a late lunch (9) so when Brian gets off I pick him up, he drops me off and then comes back at 1:30 to get me. It is really sucking. Mike even suggested that with the loan money I could set him up in a studio apartment til Brian and Emily have enough to move out???? How can one adult (I should say "alleged" adult) hate one 20 year old kid so much? Brian is nice, polite, quiet...he got a job. The stress on me is really getting bad. Sleep is almost just a memory to me.