It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to. I'm also going to take the $10 my Mom gives me and buy some flowers to plant. Then make a chocolate cake (to share)?
political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.