OH JOY! A new love waits at my gate. Fresh, pure, unmarked by this world of hate. Why do I do this year after year? Out with the old.. My new phonebook is here! (yeah, like that wasn't the highlight of your week too)
political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.